the first half of the book version of howl's moving castle

  • Howl: STOP CLEANING MY FCKING HOUSE
  • Sophie: NEVER

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

courfiusette:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”